As my artist's statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance. —Calvin & Hobbs
It's all better with friends.
"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning." —Mark Twain
This is one of my all-time favorites:
"A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction." —Virginia Woolf
"What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure." —Samuel Johnson